At a glance:
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- The REAL BALTIMORE ORIOLE. Friendly, funny and 0% shy. Goofy as fuck and hot as hell. I`m always recruiting for my Army of Dorkness. My midi-chlorian count is off the charts. By the power of Grayskull no dumb slut will ever copy me!
The one and only radiant, red-maned Unicorn! Beyond RARE! The mythical Mammichula is your sexy, classy PRINCESS! You`ve yawned for the rest, now blow a nut with the best! So many men can`t be wrong! Come learn my dorky, sexy secrets yourself! You won`t regret it... unless you are an ASSHOLE
What I'm doing in private:
Blowjobs from heaven, role playing, SPH, high-class lingerie, legs, feet and shoes, and keeping your pathetic ass in line. I am your virginal slutty SWITCH girl and I am blessed with the dirtiest sweet-talking mouth you ever heard.
Turns me On:
Watching men work out (flex it bitch-boy), actual intelligence, bullshit-free conversation, you dropping cash for my sexy sweet ass. You being turned on by me, you knowing what you want before you come in, you treating me like a lady before you ask me to be your slut. A well-hung elf is always hot.
Turns me Off:
Phone sex (because it sucks, DUH), you treating me like I am not a person with actual feelings and stuff (you dick), trying to hurry me up (I`m not your two minute slut you two min pump chump!)